The name is Mike, im 20, and I am a PFC in the Missouri Army National Guard. I am married to the most wonderful girl ever. I am a 15R AH-64D Attack Helicopter Repairer, long story short Im an Apache helicopter mechanic. IT RULES! I live, eat, and breath Army. Any questions, just ask. I post whatever the fuck i feel like. You dont like it, theres an "unfollow" button for a fuckin reason. WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE! HOOAH!!! My views and opinions are my own and do not reflect those of the military(sad that i have to put this on here....)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
^me but a lot dirtier and usually ends with an actual cop....